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REAL QUOTES FROM MY JOB AS A CAR DETAILER by Pyromaniac275, journal
REAL QUOTES FROM MY JOB AS A CAR DETAILER
"I hate these cars. Like... all of them." - The Co-Owner
"Fuck these cars." - The Rookie
"What a shit car."
"Says the man who drove a pedo-van for the past year." - The Boss & The Girlfriend
"The three truths of car detailing are as follows: Never buy a white car, never buy beige interior, and women's car's are disgusting." - The Boss
"If the client complains about this car again I'm going to drive it into the lake and say it was stolen off the lot when we went to lunch." - The Boss
"Hey, I need the gas for the Camry."
"The... gas... for the Camry?"
"I saw a Fifty Shades of Grey CD in the console. It's the only way."
"Oh... [Seni
