REAL QUOTES FROM MY JOB AS A CAR DETAILER"I hate these cars. Like... all of them." - The Co-OwnerREAL QUOTES FROM MY JOB AS A CAR DETAILER by Pyromaniac275
"Fuck these cars." - The Rookie
"What a shit car."
"Says the man who drove a pedo-van for the past year." - The Boss & The Girlfriend
"The three truths of car detailing are as follows: Never buy a white car, never buy beige interior, and women's car's are disgusting." - The Boss
"If the client complains about this car again I'm going to drive it into the lake and say it was stolen off the lot when we went to lunch." - The Boss
"Hey, I need the gas for the Camry."
"The... gas... for the Camry?"
"I saw a Fifty Shades of Grey CD in the console. It's the only way."
"Oh... [Senior Detailer]! GET THE JERRY CAN!" - The Rookie & The Co-Owner
"Oh my god, stop giving us food." The Co-Owner
"She's a tight ass... and not in a good way." - Senior Detailer
"There's the two of us. We could move the generator. You're not Superman."
"Yes he is."
"Oh right, I forgot he moved it on his own already." - Senior Detailer & The Co-Owner
deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium to large
Print preference: poster size?
Favourite genre of music: pop, rock or metal
Favourite style of art: anime
Operating System: windows 7?
MP3 player of choice: i pod touch
Shell of choice: blastoise
Wallpaper of choice: edible
Skin of choice: emm my own thanks
Favorite Cartoon Character: Master Rochi (Turtle Hermit )
Personal Quote: Coinkidink? i think not!!